Stop setting yourself

on fire for someone who

stays to watch you burn.

Haiku on Perspective 
  (via gothics)

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shareyourwedding:

Sylvie has a third nipple that give her same excitation as the other ones


Ma’am, could we be friends?

shareyourwedding:

Sylvie has a third nipple that give her same excitation as the other ones

Ma’am, could we be friends?

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jsarevisited:

splooosh:

The DC Universe will never be the same…




And it wasn’t….

jsarevisited:

splooosh:

The DC Universe will never be the same…

And it wasn’t….

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jsarevisited:

browsethestacks:

Statler And Waldorf As Golden Age Flash And Green Lantern by Nick Perks

jsarevisited:

browsethestacks:

Statler And Waldorf As Golden Age Flash And Green Lantern by Nick Perks

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dcu:

dcu:

Bruce Timm returns to direct Batman in this incredible new animated short. I can’t express how much I love this and would have posted it sooner, if I wasn’t busy watching it over and over and over…

I’m posting this once again… Just in case you missed it the first time!

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Apparently she tossed away her panties with them.

Apparently she tossed away her panties with them.

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comicbookcovers:

House Of Mystery #299, December 1981, cover by Joe Kubert

comicbookcovers:

House Of Mystery #299, December 1981, cover by Joe Kubert

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queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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jsarevisited:

splooosh:

"From a time yet to come"

jsarevisited:

splooosh:

"From a time yet to come"

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gameraboy:

"The Origin of Captain America"

Cap got his powers drinking cum out of a condom.

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When caught masterbating on Tumblr:

When caught masterbating on Tumblr:

(Source: nothingislinear)

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b3kk4h:

themoonphase:

skizzisaboss10:

i will reblog this everytime its on my dash

*dies*

Oh Lord 👅👅👅

Pretty sure the guy on the laptop is playing FarmVille.

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